BIBLE GAMES – NES Review by the Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre.com
Saturday, November 26th, 2011 at
8:02 am
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I rather shove my head up a pig’s asshole while having a beaver and chipmunks gnaw on my nut sack than play these games!
@Drbarrelroll369 Hyde*
“What’s going on!?… God this game sucks”
Man, I want to play some The Book of Genesis on the Sega Genesis, while listening to Genesis.
@Haotian14 Assuming the creators of these games were Catholic, it would be more accurate to say “How much Communion wine were they drinking while making these games?” I’m going to guess quite a bit.
00:47 skip song
Oh, and there’s something else: the woman carrying Baby Moses is not his mother, but rather his sister Miriam.
Also, “What other game would you say, ‘I just threw Baby Moses in the water’?” This kind of contradicts the fact that the name “Moses” means “to draw out”, hence Pharaoh’s daughter’s words, “Because I drew him out of the water.”
/watch?v=ttQS-by-JJs THAT IS NICE
You know, I laughed out loud so hard at the whole “Bible Adventures” and the “Super 3D Noah’s Ark” and “Spiritual Warfare”, but the quiz scrolls, they have the KJV version of the Bible: Shakespearean English, all masculine, and no quotes in what people are saying, which is annoying! I even dislike the entire “King of Kings: The Early Years” bit, with the annoying “Greensleeves” tune repeated over and over. Same goes with “We Three Kings”. Otherwise, nice video.
Mixd feelings about this reveiw. its funny, but at the same time awwww.
He’s making fun of the Bible.
I wouldn’t put it past them if they used the Super Mario Bros 3 game engine thing for bible adventures.
PLAYER 1: Asssssss
I always eat something when i watch avgn.
the question is not “are they on drugs when they made it”, the real question is “who wasnt on drugs when they made it
*Playing flight to egypt for 3 seconds*
“…it’s bad”
8:24 what a dumb shit
@timzio yeah, its ok. get out of the top comments plox
8:00 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@fredfunk23 Dr jekyll and mr. hide sounds better.
omigod it’s talking
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19:47 Best review in human history
@CubbieBear1980 It’s idiots like you that made me turn athiest. Please go die.
@fredfunk23 Black and White: Angry Gamer Edition?